r e f i n i n g - t h e - s i l v e r

i flushed a spider down the toilet today.
usually i don't do things like this and the overwhelming guilt has led me to make this public confession. it was on the toilet paper roll in my bathroom and i needed to take my eye makeup off, i'd run out of cotton balls and i'd been resigned to using toilet paper (oh the horror...) but this spider just would not get off my toilet paper. so i stuck the square he was standing on, on the counter hoping he'd go away and grabbed more toilet paper, but then he started being incessantly annoying in climbing on me while i was working on my eyeshadow, which finally led to the flushing down the toilet.
i hope he goes to spider heaven, but i don't think he will because he probably didn't get many brownie points with God for being an annoying spider.